If I know you, submit your own, yo. And in case you're wondering, these are totally not in chronological order.

For those who find themselves asking, "Just who are these people?"

(17:03:10) PromeGreek: WOTO!
(17:03:12) that farah girl: heh
(17:03:12) PromeGreek: WOTO!
(17:03:14) PromeGreek: WOOT!
(17:03:16) PromeGreek: finally


(11:52:19) potterstrong: they always tend to come from canada
(11:53:41) that farah girl: bringing their faux-bacon with them


(10:03:46) BrucesAssistant: someone other artist had a hold i needed
(10:03:54) BrucesAssistant: and i challenged cause i wanted the date
(10:04:02) BrucesAssistant: but when i challenged the other artist confirmed
(10:05:27) that farah girl: want me to go fit them with a pair of cement galoshes?
(10:05:48) BrucesAssistant: ?
(10:06:03) that farah girl: you know...wack them?
(10:06:24) BrucesAssistant: yeah
(10:06:27) BrucesAssistant: i kinda don't get it
(10:06:32) that farah girl: KILL THEM
(10:06:36) that farah girl: kill the other artist
(10:06:36) BrucesAssistant: who?
(10:06:40) BrucesAssistant: oh, no.
(10:06:45) BrucesAssistant: they're probably doing nice music
(10:07:00) that farah girl: ok
(10:07:05) that farah girl: i was just putting that out there


(14:45:52) DavidTheChinaMan: i think the size and shape of airplanes was orginally modelled after sharks
(14:46:10) that farah girl: sharks aren't that big
(14:46:17) DavidTheChinaMan: big sharks are
(14:46:27) that farah girl: you made me lol just now
(14:46:38) that farah girl: :D
(14:46:41) DavidTheChinaMan: hah
(14:46:45) DavidTheChinaMan: its true right
(14:47:00) that farah girl: but they're not as big as airplanes
(14:47:11) that farah girl: well, i mean, how many people does a big shark seat?
(14:47:16) DavidTheChinaMan: not even the biggest ones? which they used as the model?
(14:47:20) that farah girl: are you talking about small airplanes?
(14:47:21) DavidTheChinaMan: for the airplanes, the biggest sharks
(14:47:25) that farah girl: i was picturing 767s
(14:47:36) that farah girl: but the biggest airplanes?
(14:47:40) DavidTheChinaMan: im visualizing some pretty big sharks is hte thnig
(14:47:45) DavidTheChinaMan: big ones
(14:47:50) DavidTheChinaMan: pretty large sized
(14:48:00) that farah girl: like, passanger-plane large-sized?
(14:48:15) that farah girl: you are picturing excessively large sharks, i think
(14:48:29) that farah girl: i'm going to google "biggest shark ever"
(14:49:00) that farah girl: prehistoric monster dinosaur sharks don't count, by the way
(14:49:25) DavidTheChinaMan: you know the us bank, aka the biggest bank on west side of the mississippi, was modelled after really big sharks?
(14:49:35) DavidTheChinaMan: and the us bank was a model for the worlds biggest whales
(14:49:42) that farah girl: more than one shark?
(14:49:49) that farah girl: multiple large sharks?
(14:50:03) DavidTheChinaMan: we're suffering from a break down in communication here
(14:50:07) DavidTheChinaMan: just ONE shark
(14:50:11) that farah girl: you said sharks!
(14:50:11) DavidTheChinaMan: the Biggest ones
(14:50:24) that farah girl: (14:49:25) DavidTheChinaMan: you know the us bank, aka the biggest bank on west side of the mississippi, was modelled after really big sharks?
(14:50:44) that farah girl: whales?
(14:51:01) that farah girl: the us bank was a model for the world's biggest whales?
(14:51:27) that farah girl: 4 meters long
(14:51:31) DavidTheChinaMan: DavidTheChinaMan: you know the us bank, aka the biggest bank on west side of the mississippi, was modelled after really big sharks? [sharks meaning a entire clan of sharks are large enough to be sufficently large - NOT that many sharks are necessary to be large enough]
(14:51:35) that farah girl: biggest shark = four meters long
(14:52:04) that farah girl: what!
(14:53:30) that farah girl: http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/animals/newsid_2520000/2520461.stm
(14:54:07) that farah girl: how many planes is 4 meters worth of shark?


(14:21:42) that farah girl: i broke my tooth on a soft taco today
(14:22:08) BrucesAssistant: thats hot


(14:23:27) that farah girl: it actually broke on the outside
(14:23:29) BrucesAssistant: so its more like chipped
(14:23:37) that farah girl: it's a pretty big chip
(14:23:51) that farah girl: more a chunk than a chip
(14:23:56) that farah girl: i chunked my tooth


(10:21:32) DavidTheChinaMan: rock stardom is a characteristic, rock god is a quality


(16:58:13) DavidTheChinaMan: i accidently took 4 birth control pills today


(15:30:50) that farah girl: you know
(15:31:06) that farah girl: rivers cuomo actually is the gigantic penis
(15:31:18) that farah girl: belonging to a separate rivers cuomo
(15:31:27) that farah girl: you see, he is like a rhizome
(15:31:34) that farah girl: you snap off his penis
(15:31:37) that farah girl: *snap*
(15:31:43) that farah girl: and it grows into another rivers cuomo
(15:31:47) that farah girl: with an equally large penis
(15:32:06) that farah girl: however, like a copy of a copy, the music will get increasingly worse
(15:32:38) that farah girl: i took a lot of ibuprofen today
(15:33:02) DavidTheChinaMan: no see
(15:33:15) DavidTheChinaMan: what you're saying is B-R-I-L-L-I-A-N-T


(16:35:52) that farah girl: i'm dying
(16:45:30) DavidTheChinaMan: you have hiv?
(16:45:37) that farah girl: no
(16:45:42) DavidTheChinaMan: you have a kid?
(16:45:42) that farah girl: i have the flu or something
(16:46:31) that farah girl: no no, kid is not dying exactly. just big money loss
(16:46:44) that farah girl: hiv is dying, but in like 15 years
(16:46:47) that farah girl: i'm dying today
(16:47:24) that farah girl: also my foot is going to fall off


(15:44:45) that farah girl: there was leftover kfc in it
(15:46:00) DavidTheChinaMan: why does such a thing exist?
(15:46:19) that farah girl: oh, no, you misunderstand
(15:46:24) that farah girl: only the bones were leftover
(15:46:52) DavidTheChinaMan: that'a girl
(15:46:59) DavidTheChinaMan: next time tho
(15:47:04) DavidTheChinaMan: eat them too
(15:47:15) that farah girl: well i cracked them open and sucked out the marrow


(17:33:24) DavidTheChinaMan: now that we're not dating
(17:33:37) DavidTheChinaMan: you're much more heisatant to be willing to go on dates with me


(10:12:40) thatfarahgirl: school > sex
(10:12:42) thatfarahgirl: at least this week


(15:17:21) that farah girl: i can't decied between exclamation point and period
(15:17:23) that farah girl: nein!
(15:17:24) that farah girl: nein.
(15:17:52) ucidaisy: at first i thought exclamation point
(15:17:58) ucidaisy: but now i think period
(15:17:58) ucidaisy: because a german wouldn't be excited
(15:18:01) ucidaisy: they would just state it
(15:18:01) ucidaisy: nein.


(10:22:15) ucidaisy: am i checking out movies playing this/next month in that link?
(10:22:29) that farah girl: did you see where i said: look at july 29
(10:22:43) ucidaisy: no
(10:22:50) that farah girl: "look at july 29"
(10:22:58) ucidaisy: haha
(10:23:03) ucidaisy: funny
(10:23:15) ucidaisy: i saw that it was playing yesterday when i was looking up movies
(10:23:19) ucidaisy: you read my mind bitch


(19:04:11) ilikevacuouspop: hahaha
(19:04:11) that farah girl < AUTO-REPLY>: #2
(19:04:57) that farah girl: i'm just sayin'
(19:05:12) that farah girl: heh
(19:05:17) that farah girl: i didn't go all weekend
(19:05:23) ilikevacuouspop: heh. i wonder if people read that and thought you were kidding


(19:38:15) ilikevacuouspop: BEST AWAY MESSAGE EVER
(19:38:15) that farah girl < AUTO-REPLY>: pouring out a bowl of tortilla soup for my homie who i lost along the way


(17:55:22) DavidTheChinaMan: how was your 4th of july
(17:55:42) that farah girl: 1. panic attack resulting in bloody nose
(17:55:47) that farah girl: 2. bought a new computer
(17:55:58) that farah girl: 3. almost hit a parakeet while exiting freeway


(11:31:16) DavidTheChinaMan: but i haven't decide how to work that out y e t
(11:31:17) DavidTheChinaMan: the echo
(11:31:19) that farah girl: mmm
(11:31:29) that farah girl: what's with the spacebar abuse?
(11:31:44) DavidTheChinaMan: its fucking me
(11:31:47) DavidTheChinaMan: the spacebar
(11:31:52) DavidTheChinaMan: shes my girlfriend now
(11:32:07) DavidTheChinaMan: shes kinda pointy tho
(11:32:51) that farah girl: is that why you beat her?
(11:32:57) DavidTheChinaMan: yes
(11:33:08) DavidTheChinaMan: she is a bitch
(11:33:47) DavidTheChinaMan: im kidding im kidding
(11:33:54) DavidTheChinaMan: we have a loving relationship


(16:08:35) that farah girl: it's smack in the middle!
(16:08:40) that farah girl: and it's kinda big-ish
(16:08:44) that farah girl: it looks like a punctire wound
(16:08:49) that farah girl: *puncture
(16:08:53) ucidaisy: wear it for halloween
(16:08:58) ucidaisy: and put fake blood out of it
(16:09:17) that farah girl: hah
(16:09:31) that farah girl: it looks like it was stabbed with a chopstick
(16:10:02) ucidaisy: well, we will affix chopsticks to it
(16:10:04) ucidaisy: with blood
(16:10:07) ucidaisy: squirt squirt


DavidTheChinaMan (11:38:18 AM): damn i need to look hot naked
DavidTheChinaMan (11:38:23 AM): thats, more or less, the new goal


DavidTheChinaMan (11:10:24 AM): a christmas miracle
DavidTheChinaMan (11:10:28 AM): is if you drove up here
DavidTheChinaMan (11:10:29 AM): before work
DavidTheChinaMan (11:10:38 AM): and brought me a hot dog
that farah girl (11:10:44 AM): hah
DavidTheChinaMan (11:10:58 AM): yours was just a freak occurance
that farah girl (11:11:20 AM): that's pretty much the definition of "christmas miracle"


TheOminousClouds (11:35:16 PM): the negative effects of the industrial revolution are disease
TheOminousClouds (11:35:18 PM): poverty
TheOminousClouds (11:35:25 PM): child labor
TheOminousClouds (11:35:38 PM): and horrible essays on the industrial rev


minimalactivity (1:57:40 PM): just about as bad as drinking rubbing alcohol
that farah girl (1:57:49 PM): you mean just about as GOOD


DavidTheChinaMan (1:02:54 PM): check this out:
DavidTheChinaMan (1:03:15 PM): qwjudda k k asdfkkfdsa k k assujwq
DavidTheChinaMan (1:03:31 PM): fucking a palindrone


that farah girl (3:45:12 PM): i want to go to fry's
TheOminousClouds (3:45:17 PM): why
that farah girl (3:45:20 PM): i think i need a new laptop
TheOminousClouds (3:45:30 PM): place is run by terrorist
that farah girl (3:45:37 PM): just one?


(This one is Frank talking to Dave on my screenname...because I know what Dave's last name is. Heh.)
that farah girl (12:56:59 AM): haha, who was that one runner that was famous and he ran for nike in the 70's
that farah girl (12:57:08 AM): and he died in a car accident
DavidTheChinaMan (12:57:15 AM): dude, David Strunk
that farah girl (12:57:16 AM): he was badass
DavidTheChinaMan (12:57:18 AM): but he didn't die
that farah girl (12:57:19 AM): yea!
DavidTheChinaMan (12:57:21 AM): he just flipped his car
that farah girl (12:57:34 AM): oh, and what happened?
DavidTheChinaMan (12:57:35 AM): escaped barely, unscathed
that farah girl (12:58:07 AM): wow
that farah girl (12:58:20 AM): that guy was sick, he was pushing it with his life
that farah girl (12:58:51 AM): i saw that movie they made about him, do you dig him?
DavidTheChinaMan (12:59:08 AM): of course man


Down Wit Pants (2:19:17 AM): and maybe you'll enjoy ironing his underwear in a thong anyways
Down Wit Pants (2:19:20 AM): it's domestic


that farah girl (12:13:21 AM): except i'm totally NOT going to stab myself in the ear
ilikevacuouspop (12:13:21 AM): 86 it, you


ilikevacuouspop (6:14:30 PM): you gotta do the paper
that farah girl (6:14:37 PM): it's not due 'til thursday
ilikevacuouspop (6:14:40 PM): o
ilikevacuouspop (6:14:41 PM): nm
that farah girl (6:14:44 PM): which yes, i realize is tomorrow


that farah girl (11:43:23 PM): you know whats the only good thing about malibu
that farah girl (11:43:26 PM): the alcohol
Down Wit Pants (11:43:29 PM): haha
that farah girl (11:43:30 PM): not the island or whatever it is
that farah girl (11:43:33 PM): sity
Down Wit Pants (11:43:34 PM): you are drunk!
that farah girl (11:43:35 PM): shit!
that farah girl (11:43:36 PM): city
that farah girl (11:43:37 PM): city
that farah girl (11:43:38 PM): city
Down Wit Pants (11:43:46 PM): heh
that farah girl (11:43:59 PM): city
Down Wit Pants (11:44:04 PM): understood


that farah girl (11:11:34 PM): if i could afford it
that farah girl (11:11:39 PM): i absolutely would
DavidTheChinaMan (11:11:53 PM): dude
DavidTheChinaMan (11:11:55 PM): we can sell shit
DavidTheChinaMan (11:12:03 PM): like our body
that farah girl (11:12:16 PM): hey, i've got one of those


that farah girl (5:12:34 PM): of course then he stabs frank stallone
ilikevacuouspop (5:12:38 PM): hahaha
that farah girl (5:12:56 PM): so that's also open to wide misintrepretation


Snuffpupz (7:18:25 PM): my mind went on a tangent
that farah girl (7:18:28 PM): yeah
Snuffpupz (7:18:29 PM): for a lil bit
that farah girl (7:18:35 PM): directly to the sex tangent


n ik ki b4 06 (2:04:37 PM): have you read the unbearable lightness of being?
that farah girl (2:04:42 PM): no
that farah girl (2:05:13 PM): have you read "everybody poops?"
n ik ki b4 06 (2:05:21 PM): yeah


Down Wit Pants (4:06:27 AM): hair is awesome


that farah girl (3:00:24 PM): you know what face i'm making right now?
that farah girl (3:00:31 PM): the 'i don't know what you're talking about' face
that farah girl (3:00:43 PM): it's like, smiling politely
Down Wit Pants (3:00:44 PM): yeah
Down Wit Pants (3:00:57 PM): i'm doing the 'look how much i know, muah hahah' face


n ik ki b4 06 (7:59:48 PM): dude. what up?
that farah girl (8:00:07 PM): beside my blood alcohol level?


that farah girl (1:09:25 AM): it's ok, he means well
that farah girl (1:09:28 AM): no hard feelings
that farah girl (1:09:38 AM): pun TOTALLY intended


that farah girl (9:32:46 PM): ok
that farah girl (9:32:50 PM): here's the new plan
Hewdah (9:33:08 PM): i hope it involves a rocket launcher


that farah girl (1:38:36 PM): if only i had been a little more lucid at the time, i probably could have come up with something resembling tact
ilikevacuouspop (1:39:01 PM): hehe


that farah girl (1:43:48 PM): see, that's why i like drinking alone, i don't get all up on people i don't want to, and i don't tell my secrets to everyone
that farah girl (1:44:02 PM): and i don't almost get purse-snatched by a crazy cat guy


Down Wit Pants (12:38:50 PM): like, i park far away and take the stairs
that farah girl (12:38:54 PM): yeah, i do that too
Down Wit Pants (12:39:05 PM): you eat like 375 lb old man though


that farah girl (2:57:05 PM): and i was like, well obviously i'm going to have grades posted at the end of the quarter
that farah girl (2:57:13 PM): and they said they needed to have something NOW
that farah girl (2:57:45 PM): so i was like, wait a sec, i think if i reach far enough up into my ass i can pull some grades out
that farah girl (2:57:51 PM): but then she said, no, don't
that farah girl (2:58:17 PM): because she didn't have any lysol with which to sanatize the papers
that farah girl (2:58:26 PM): and it was probably better that i let them pass naturally
Down Wit Pants (2:58:43 PM): you actually said that?
that farah girl (2:58:53 PM): hahaha, no


that farah girl (12:04:21 AM): if you can have a woman-servant, then I can have a man-servant
TheOminousClouds (12:04:24 AM): Men > women lol
TheOminousClouds (12:04:26 AM): jk
that farah girl (12:04:28 AM): gasp
that farah girl (12:04:45 AM): "oh no he di'int"


that farah girl (1:45:19 AM): how about this: SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT AND DO YOUR PAPER
DavidTheChinaMan (1:45:32 AM): yes, that is an interesting outlook.


that farah girl (12:45:05 AM): dude
that farah girl (12:45:19 AM): you can't have a break right when you wake up from a nap
DavidTheChinaMan (12:45:28 AM): fuck yeah
DavidTheChinaMan (12:45:29 AM): i need one
that farah girl (12:45:46 AM): no, it sets the tone for the whole post-nap work session
DavidTheChinaMan (12:45:47 AM): you said so yourself at lunch the other day
that farah girl (12:46:01 AM): i said no such thing
that farah girl (12:46:31 AM): how long is your break supposed to be?
DavidTheChinaMan (12:46:37 AM): oh ho ho you did! you said, "wow you can study right when you get up. i can't" i deduce that to mean a break is sufficent for moments after wake
that farah girl (12:46:45 AM): no
that farah girl (12:46:55 AM): it's because i can't think right when i wake up
that farah girl (12:47:04 AM): like, it takes me a good half hour to "wake up"
that farah girl (12:47:17 AM): but i still put my ass to work to set the tone for the post-nap work session
that farah girl (12:47:28 AM): because if you get used to loafing right away
that farah girl (12:47:45 AM): it's not, uh
that farah girl (12:47:48 AM): good


jonny c hwang (12:23:38 AM): aight buddy
jonny c hwang (12:23:40 AM): u have a good sleep
jonny c hwang (12:23:45 AM): and hope u have a wet dream


that farah girl (7:56:57 PM): i'll research and see how many "world's biggest _____" we can stop at along the way
Down Wit Pants (7:57:26 PM): lol
Down Wit Pants (7:57:33 PM): how many we can make or pre-existing ones
that farah girl (7:57:42 PM): both
that farah girl (7:57:48 PM): what?
that farah girl (7:57:51 PM): make?
that farah girl (7:57:54 PM): hm
Down Wit Pants (7:58:03 PM): world's biggest car wreck
that farah girl (7:58:06 PM): hahaha
Down Wit Pants (7:58:08 PM): world's biggest bar tab
Down Wit Pants (7:58:09 PM): etc
that farah girl (7:58:17 PM): not in that order


TheOminousClouds (4:00:51 PM): Correct wording would have been " I speaka groood engrish "
that farah girl (4:00:55 PM): haha
TheOminousClouds (4:01:31 PM): Or I would have accepted " I fucking rock the english language..... sucka"


TheOminousClouds (10:36:49 PM): speak for yourself on that one
TheOminousClouds (10:37:03 PM): I dream of being a giant 23 armed robot named Kickassbob 2000
that farah girl (10:37:04 PM): by we, i meant mankind in general
that farah girl (10:37:08 PM): haha
that farah girl (10:37:13 PM): 2000
that farah girl (10:37:16 PM): you're obsolete!
that farah girl (10:37:25 PM): 3000
that farah girl (10:37:30 PM): upgrade!


that farah girl (10:22:02 AM): i don't care about your damned lemon tree!


The Astro Creep (10:22:09 AM): man... you better not be cutting checks your ass can't cash
that farah girl (10:22:21 AM): cash this!
that farah girl (10:22:32 AM): man...that doesn't work without the accompanying gesture


that farah girl (9:09:48 PM): these three words mean you're getting busy: whoomp there it is
that farah girl (9:09:53 PM): ...except that's four words


ilikevacuouspop (12:57:50 AM): hahaha
ilikevacuouspop (12:58:08 AM): that's true. unless the whoomp is onomatopoeia
ilikevacuouspop (12:58:09 AM): sp?
that farah girl (12:58:28 AM): but onomatwhatever still implies that it is a word
that farah girl (12:58:41 AM): it's a word that sounds like what it means or something like that
ilikevacuouspop (12:58:43 AM): true
ilikevacuouspop (12:59:13 AM): but, maybe he's only saying it so the people who don't watch the video know that whoomp=pelvic thrust
that farah girl (12:59:37 AM): but he could just as easily say "these four words"
that farah girl (12:59:42 AM): and be accurate
that farah girl (12:59:57 AM): and not have any excess syllables
that farah girl (1:00:05 AM): as opposed to "these three words"
ilikevacuouspop (1:00:46 AM): but see, he's not thinking of it as a word...
ilikevacuouspop (1:00:50 AM): it's a motion
ilikevacuouspop (1:01:01 AM): it's a cue for the dancers to break it down
that farah girl (1:01:22 AM): so the three words are "there it is"
that farah girl (1:01:23 AM): ?
ilikevacuouspop (1:01:59 AM): yeah...
ilikevacuouspop (1:02:08 AM): [THRUST] there it is.


that farah girl (9:38:07 PM): putting a sticker on your car is like getting a tatoo
Down Wit Pants (9:38:24 PM): haha
Down Wit Pants (9:38:29 PM): a nerd tatoo
Down Wit Pants (9:38:37 PM): tattoo*
that farah girl (9:38:41 PM): haha, whoops
that farah girl (9:38:42 PM): me too
that farah girl (9:38:47 PM): *tattoo
Down Wit Pants (9:38:50 PM): you know we're nerds when we can't spell tatoo


jonny c hwang (7:11:22 PM): but its the world's biggest company
ucidaisy (7:11:24 PM): target has a more uppercrust clientele
ucidaisy (7:11:27 PM): clientel
ucidaisy (7:11:29 PM): dammit
ucidaisy (7:11:35 PM): i don't know how to spell that off the top of my head
jonny c hwang (7:11:38 PM): and contributes to 1% of the USA's total GDP
ucidaisy (7:11:40 PM): both ways look weird
jonny c hwang (7:11:45 PM): clientele
ucidaisy (7:11:53 PM): now it looks correct
ucidaisy (7:11:58 PM): it's this curly font
jonny c hwang (7:12:00 PM): clietoris
jonny c hwang (7:12:02 PM): oops
ucidaisy (7:12:05 PM): hahahah


that farah girl (8:39:39 PM): he called me bourgeois because i wanted flour tortillas
that farah girl (8:40:02 PM): actually, first because i wanted el pollo loco instead of churches chicken
Down Wit Pants (8:40:09 PM): lol
Down Wit Pants (8:40:14 PM): you are bourgie
that farah girl (8:40:20 PM): hah
that farah girl (8:40:25 PM): that's exactly what a prole would say


that farah girl (12:14:29 AM): but even hamsters can't cheer me up
ilikevacuouspop (12:15:32 AM): what if i make farting noises with my armpit and sing "foe-doe-dee-oh-dee-oh, foe-doe-dee-oh-dee-oh!!"


DavidTheChinaMan (7:05:55 AM): by the way whenever im rod im goign to refer to you as "windows xp" just to help with general clarifications


DavidTheChinaMan (10:09:08 PM): hey farah
DavidTheChinaMan (10:09:13 PM): im rod steward
DavidTheChinaMan (10:09:20 PM): like god made a inherant error
DavidTheChinaMan (10:09:25 PM): and made me other than rod
that farah girl (10:09:29 PM): whoa, what?
DavidTheChinaMan (10:09:31 PM): but in reality today i realize
DavidTheChinaMan (10:09:38 PM): that im in fact really rod steward
...
DavidTheChinaMan (10:38:15 PM): hey
DavidTheChinaMan (10:38:17 PM): its david
DavidTheChinaMan (10:38:25 PM): im about to beat up rod


ucidaisy (7:40:28 PM): i forgot how it goes
that farah girl (7:40:34 PM): WTF dude
ucidaisy (7:40:49 PM): it's like the prayers at church
that farah girl (7:40:50 PM): how does someone forget how the theme of gilligan's island goes?
ucidaisy (7:40:55 PM): when i'm not at church, i forget them
that farah girl (7:40:59 PM): are you a nazi or something?
ucidaisy (7:41:00 PM): but when i have to say them there, i remember
that farah girl (7:41:15 PM): only nazis don't know the theme to gilligan's island
ucidaisy (7:41:20 PM): it's like it's so imbedded in my brain that i don't have instant recall
that farah girl (7:41:20 PM): NAZI


DavidTheChinaMan (6:24:19 PM): the tape worm diet is really the way to go
that farah girl (6:24:34 PM): i think so too
that farah girl (6:24:49 PM): all the nutrition of bulimia, and none of the tooth decay


Down Wit Pants (6:05:45 PM): wow
Down Wit Pants (6:05:54 PM): a kidney infection must suck
that farah girl (6:07:14 PM): yes
that farah girl (6:07:18 PM): i don't reccommend them
that farah girl (6:07:45 PM): i also don't reccommend aids
that farah girl (6:07:48 PM): and clog dancing
Down Wit Pants (6:08:10 PM): i don't recommend lighting your hand on fire w/ 192 proof vodka
Down Wit Pants (6:08:14 PM): but what do i know
that farah girl (6:08:43 PM): there are some lessons we have to learn through trial and error
that farah girl (6:08:51 PM): but that one, i shall take your word on
Down Wit Pants (6:09:37 PM): good call


that farah girl [11:22 PM]: i need more crispy white shirts
Hewdah [11:23 PM]: no you don't
Hewdah [11:23 PM]: you have too many
that farah girl [11:23 PM]: yes i do. i iron-burnt one of them
that farah girl [11:23 PM]: you can see it on the back
Hewdah [11:23 PM]: hahaha
that farah girl [11:23 PM]: i thought that only happened in sitcoms and cartoons


DavidTheChinaMan (12:42:12 AM): how do you spell gevity
DavidTheChinaMan (12:42:15 AM): as in long gevity


ilikevacuouspop (12:41:12 AM): c'mon
ilikevacuouspop (12:41:17 AM): it's just p33n
ilikevacuouspop (12:41:21 AM): uncircumcised
ilikevacuouspop (12:41:23 AM): hehe
that farah girl (12:41:26 AM): s'ok
ilikevacuouspop (12:41:36 AM): c'mon
ilikevacuouspop (12:41:44 AM): it's funny
that farah girl (12:42:10 AM): s'alright, really
ilikevacuouspop (12:42:20 AM): c'mon
ilikevacuouspop (12:42:22 AM): c'mon
that farah girl (12:42:42 AM): ok von bondie


n ik ki b4 06 (12:59:10 AM): at least it's not cheesy in the heezie


faireedawl (6:50:49 PM): man...that can scar a kid
coachZzzjareb (6:51:16 PM): yes, yes it did
coachZzzjareb (6:51:44 PM): i tell my dad that this is one of the first times i remember hating men, thus turing me gay
coachZzzjareb (6:51:50 PM): it's a lie
faireedawl (6:51:51 PM): hahahaha
coachZzzjareb (6:51:56 PM): but i like to mess with him


Down Wit Pants (4:39:17 PM): man
Down Wit Pants (4:39:23 PM): english is bullshit
Down Wit Pants (4:39:26 PM): why not payed?
that farah girl (4:39:45 PM): arbitrary rules are the hallmark of the english language
Down Wit Pants (4:39:48 PM): because it can be two syllables?
Down Wit Pants (4:39:59 PM): fuck this
Down Wit Pants (4:40:05 PM): i'm forming andrew talk
Down Wit Pants (4:40:16 PM): the only forms of communication are groping and punching


that farah girl (4:41:00 PM): dude, you totally have to be a president to make up new words
Down Wit Pants (4:41:06 PM): no way
that farah girl (4:41:10 PM): 'cause normalcy totally wasn't a word until harding said it
that farah girl (4:41:18 PM): and everyone was like, wtf? that isn't a word


ucidiasy (10:53:00 PM): nichole . . .i have something important to tell you
n ik ki b4 06 (10:53:14 PM): what???
ucidaisy (10:53:26 PM): "keep on rockin' in the free world"
ucidaisy (10:53:31 PM): that's from neil young to me to you
n ik ki b4 06 (10:53:32 PM): bitchass
n ik ki b4 06 (10:53:35 PM): don't scare me!!!!!


ucidiasy (10:12:48 PM): ahhhh
ucidaisy (10:12:49 PM): SLAP ME
n ik ki b4 06 (10:13:12 PM): SLAP
n ik ki b4 06 (10:13:25 PM): consider yourself cyberslapped
ucidaisy (10:13:27 PM): oh, that was a bit hard


The Astro Creep (11:22:05 AM): but it's Dawn of the Dead...
The Astro Creep (11:22:27 AM): a remake of one of the best movies ever made!
The Astro Creep (11:23:50 AM): I probably should of bolded different words... now that I read that, it doesn't have that pizazz


Snuffpupz (5:20:07 PM): um
Snuffpupz (5:20:09 PM): how far?
Snuffpupz (5:20:15 PM): give me bases
that farah girl (5:20:16 PM): not so far
that farah girl (5:20:19 PM): hah
Snuffpupz (5:20:20 PM): no details
Snuffpupz (5:20:21 PM): just bases
that farah girl (5:20:24 PM): gotta love a baseball analogy


Snuffpupz (11:12:31 PM): where did that come from?
that farah girl (11:12:38 PM): from the special place
that farah girl (11:12:40 PM): deep inside
that farah girl (11:12:47 PM): where all whininess originates


NiKkIb406 (2:15:57 PM): i hate talking to boys whose penises i've seen


faireedawl (12:11:14 PM): i swear it came out of nowhere
PromeGreek (12:11:35 PM): haha.
PromeGreek (12:11:43 PM): yeah casue windowsills are so quick like that
faireedawl (12:11:51 PM): they're bastards!
faireedawl (12:11:57 PM): they jump out and smakc you in the head
faireedawl (12:12:01 PM): then disappear into the night
PromeGreek (12:12:10 PM): i think i saw a special on fox about that
faireedawl (12:12:17 PM): when windowsills attack


Down Wit Pants (4:19:05 PM): pretty soon i'll wake up next to a dead hooker in thailand
that farah girl (4:19:15 PM): that'll be fun to explain
Down Wit Pants (4:19:35 PM): you mean "take care of"


ucidaisy (9:51:28 PM): it's winter in your heart
that farah girl (9:51:34 PM): it's winter in my toilet
ucidaisy (9:51:41 PM): what?


FullPatern (9:34:40 PM): the saved by the bell kids did it. they were the bomb


Down Wit Pants (12:49:07 AM): hey
Down Wit Pants (12:49:11 AM): i totally bartered you today
that farah girl (12:49:37 AM): whaddya mean?
that farah girl (12:49:49 AM): you traded me for some seal skins?


Hewdah (10:39:29 PM): then you can bitch slap me if i'm being a hooker
that farah girl(10:39:31 PM): haha
that farah girl(10:39:33 PM): sweet
that farah girl(10:39:42 PM): you'll get a taste of the back of me hand
Hewdah (10:39:46 PM): haha
that farah girl(10:39:57 PM): tastes like chicken
that farah girl(10:39:59 PM): hahaha
Hewdah (10:40:02 PM): hahahah
Hewdah (10:40:13 PM): sometimes......you are weird.


Snuffpupz (2:30:26 PM): i was just dreaming
Snuffpupz (2:30:30 PM): and i was flying a robot
that farah girl (2:30:33 PM): hahaha
Snuffpupz (2:30:34 PM): and im like this has to be a dream
that farah girl (2:30:40 PM): hahahaha
that farah girl (2:30:41 PM): for real
Snuffpupz (2:30:43 PM): cuz i was screaming stupid shit
Snuffpupz (2:30:46 PM): like die now
that farah girl (2:30:52 PM): yeah, that, and you were FLYING A ROBOT


NiKkIb406 (6:23:06 PM): bloated fahwah=unhappy fahwah
that farah girl (6:23:14 PM): yeah
that farah girl (6:23:22 PM): i think that holds true for pretty much anyone
NiKkIb406 (6:24:20 PM): jabba the hut, even?
that farah girl (6:24:40 PM): hm
that farah girl (6:24:48 PM): i'm sure even jabba gets ...
that farah girl (6:24:49 PM): wait
that farah girl (6:24:54 PM): did you just make a star wars reference?
that farah girl (6:25:12 PM): !?!?!?!
that farah girl (6:25:32 PM): my sense of right and wrong in the universe is suddenly thrown way off
that farah girl (6:25:35 PM): up is down
that farah girl (6:25:36 PM): no, wait
NiKkIb406 (6:25:37 PM): yeah. i had to. that damn stormtrooper keeps staring at me
NiKkIb406 (6:25:39 PM): hahaha
that farah girl (6:25:39 PM): up is left


Down Wit Pants (11:31:58 PM): maybe it's that silly death creepin up on me
that farah girl (11:32:20 PM): he is a jokester, that death
Down Wit Pants (11:32:30 PM): one time i kicked him in the balls
Down Wit Pants (11:32:43 PM): then he flipped out and killed 10 people just cuz they looked funny
Down Wit Pants (11:32:53 PM): then we laughed and got high on nos
that farah girl (11:33:02 PM): hah
Down Wit Pants (11:33:08 PM): then i wasl ike, hey death, what happens if you kill y ourself
Down Wit Pants (11:33:20 PM): then he totlaly tried to... with a tub of jelly
Down Wit Pants (11:33:26 PM): then i shot him in the face
Down Wit Pants (11:33:29 PM): and time ceased to exist
Down Wit Pants (11:33:44 PM): then i clapped my hands together and it was all good again
Down Wit Pants (11:33:56 PM): the flip side is that i have now become death
that farah girl (11:34:06 PM): you make my head hurt sometimes